The Confluence of Christianity and Santa Claus

Christmas in Retrospect – One in a Series of Whatever

Over the past year, I’ve realized that I’ve shirked my intellectual responsibilities in being an internet writer. You’re probably saying to yourself, “No, Andrew! We love you! You’re the funniest guy on the face of the planet! We want your hot bod!”

No. You’re wrong. I have been neglecting the very youth that have made our site what it is: a smoldering cesspool of a site that has little-to-no educational value. Or punctuation for that matter.

So I’ve decided to chase after my life-long dream of becoming an educational figure on this pile of mind-sucking donkey mung we call the “World Wide Web.”

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