The Cars That Go Boom… and Boobs.
Wednesday Web RoundupAuthor: James Disney
So if you’re reading this… it means the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland hasn’t blown us to all unholy hell by forming a black hole that swallows the Earth. However, I have to admit, the prospect of that happening is almost kinda exciting. Just one of those morbid curiosities… what would it be like to be sucked into oblivion? Alas, that’s a quandry I’d much rather leave up to Scarlett Johansson, Hayden Panettiere or Bar Rafaeli than have a Black Hole kill me. That said… let’s look at interesting things!
Lance Armstrong coming out of retirement
Now… I’m not sure how I feel about this. The cycling fan in me would love to see Lance come back and wreck the competition… but the cycling fan in me enjoys the constant chaos of the Tour de France since he’s retired. But the biggest question in this whole thing is… who’s gonna be the man-whore of Hollywood if he goes back to full time competition.
Apple Releases iTunes 8, announces other stuff…
So in a rather disappointing announcement full of well… a lack of excitement and a very gaunt looking Steve Jobs (would someone convince him that a cheeseburger wouldn’t hurt?)… they announced an updated iPod Touch, iPhone software version 2.1, a new iPod Nano… and iTunes 8. Yeah, pretty boring. iTunes 8 does have some bitchin’ new visualizers though! Here’s a look… (click the images for a larger view)
As you can see they’re all nice and fluffy and will gladly hold the door open for your mom when she’s walking into a store! So polite!
Say hello to Bar Rafaeli… she is stupid hot…
Bar Rafaeli is hot. Really… is there anything else to say about it? This is the kind of hot that will cure cancer… I think… I’m pretty certain she can cure erectile dysfunction!
Hayden makes sure her boobs are still there…
Seriously… it’s a god damn shame when a busy star like Hayden Panettiere has to check and make sure that her own boobs are in the right place. What kind of world is this when she can’t even get help from some pathetic underling to make sure she’s well adjusted and not missing any parts. I would like to volunteer to make sure that this doesn’t happen again… I’m just nice like that. Why? Because I care.
So there you have it… another week full of love, random things… and possibly some stuff. Tune in again next week when we show you all the other horrors happening in this world… and probably some boobs.