Picture — if you will — Harrison Ford naked with a banana. That’s Walter Koenig. But this isn’t about Walter. This is about his slightly less gifted brother (not by relation), Dave. The author of three best selling herpes-and-all histories of the Walt Disney Company, “X-Rated Fan Fic Mouse Stories,” “Furries on Parade” and “Mouse [...]

There’s a famous Yiddish curse: “May you live in interesting times with stinky fish in anus.”
Well, folks, these are very interesting and stinky, slightly uncomfortable times. At least for me.
I mean, over the past five days, my cell phone hasn’t stopped ringing. I’ve received literally tens of calls from media, friends and family, even a [...]

How Santa Stole the War - A Retrospective on the End of the American Revolution
In the waning years of the American fight for independence from its totally over-protective mother (England), the fighting was fierce. The battles were bloody, and the drug trade from [...]

Christmas in Retrospect - One in a Series of Whatever
Over the past year, I’ve realized that I’ve shirked my intellectual responsibilities in being an internet writer. You’re probably saying to yourself, “No, Andrew! We love you! You’re the funniest guy on the [...]

So where did we leave off last? Oh yes, Halloween. That was a crappy article, wasn’t it? But seeing as I was up for some Coaster Editorial Award, I had to release something to keep me fresh in people’s minds. It’s the same thing Hollywood does when they re-release a film shortly [...]