Nerdy theme park questions answered!

Welcome to another edition of “people ask me questions and I attempt to answer them”…

Today we take a look at some of the more important issues facing humanity.  Things like “why does a fireworks show shut down a theme park”… I mean, really, this is hard hitting stuff people.  I guess I could be writing about the meaning of life or waxing philosophical on some important issue facing us all.  Or I could talk about things like the European Union and how the Greeks apparently are a bunch of lazy swine.  But what fun is that?  None!  I tell you, no fun what so ever.  So let’s make some fart jokes and read what you schlubs asked me!

Remember, if you wanna get in on the fun, ask me questions at http://www.formspring.me/westcoaster

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