Well guys… it’s finally here!  We started our discussions back on February 8th when I had an idea for tweaking things a little bit.  Unfortunately nothing ever, ever goes that way with us and soon enough we were planning a whole new version of Westcoaster!  Yeah, I know… none of us learn our lessons that easy! Read More

Picture — if you will — Harrison Ford naked with a banana. That’s Walter Koenig. But this isn’t about Walter. This is about his slightly less gifted brother (not by relation), Dave. The author of three best selling herpes-and-all histories of the Walt Disney Company, “X-Rated Fan Fic Mouse Stories,” “Furries on Parade” and “Mouse Gets Hammered By Elephant.” Slight of build and a basically mild-mannered alter-ego to Superman, Dave is hardly the sort of guy that you’d single out as being a possible security threat. Even wearing that silly burka with a “Hell’s Angels” patch on the back.

Yet this past Sunday morning, that’s sort of kinda maybe exactly what Disneyland’s Security staff did. They closely monitored Dave’s every move as he strolled down Main Street U.S.A. in his usual slight stupor from drinking one too many Mimosas for breakfast. Read More

There’s a famous Yiddish curse: “May you live in interesting times with stinky fish in anus.”

Well, folks, these are very interesting and stinky, slightly uncomfortable times. At least for me.

I mean, over the past five days, my cell phone hasn’t stopped ringing. I’ve received literally tens of calls from media, friends and family, even a BIG TIME newspaper man from Kansas City who is willing to give me the exclusive rights to 12-issues of his fine publication for only $52.99 a year! Read More

Most of you today know Westcoaster only as it is, and what it was shortly before we launched version 6. What you probably don’t know is how Westcoaster came to be, or how this talented, beautiful, big-wienered… and egotistical group of individuals managed to gather in one place for so long.

It started with idle chatter on a messageboard that’s long since gone dormant. Goose’s Realm of Insanity sat on a quiet corner of the internets somewhere. It was mainly a forum for the discussion of Six Flags Magic Mountain, and sporadically brought up conversation about other Southern California theme parks. Read More

Westcoaster.net is pleased to announce a new way to experience your favorite site. Beginning June 1st, 2005, Westcoaster will be offering a very special membership-based subscription for the low, low, lower than low price of just $29.99 a month. That’s just about a dollar a day! Why spend that dollar a day on some kid halfway across the world who you’ll never see? Do they really need polio vaccinations that bad? SUBSCRIBE NOW!

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