[lbpike]

We've all heard rumors from the 2'nd shift chili dog guy, let's see if any f them have legs;

rumor:
They're building a "People Mover", but, since this is KBF, it will consist of Red Flyer wagons towed by goats. Naturally it will have an hour long line and will be shut down at the first sign of rain. It's going to be AWESOME!

And I know this is true because my neighbor's friend has a cousin who takes one-legged ballet lessons from a girl who is dating a guy who bought a chili dog @ KBF said so.

[Jim Disney]

I love you so much right now. ROTFLMAO!!!!

[Drew]

My Roto Rooter guy said it was a rollercoaster that goes, "Like, straight down and zooms, then loops, then curls and loops and zooms."

Supposedly it's going to be, "Wicked awesome."

[DATman]

I heard they were basically just tearing down the park and building a giant Dick Kinzel statue. But not just any statue, this will be the worlds tallest and fastest copper sculpture. Called Giant Angry Bird, all employees will also refer to it as "America's Ego Coast". It will be painted red, with a yellow base. and to get to the giant crown atop Kinzel's head, you must climb a staircase made out of trashcans. The rest of the park will just be turned into a vast field of concrete.

[Manic Monte]

The world's first Johnny Rockets in the sky. A 300ft rotating hamburger joint, gives you spectacular views of the city while promising to get you in and out before you return to ground level. Also featuring a special Dick Kinzel tribute during your meal. Take that SFMM!

[Homer]

lmao op, you think knots deserve another coaster? :blink::blink::blink:

ponyexpress sucked
silver bullet sucked
xcelerator sucked

why doesnt cf give this park the gayuga lake treatment instead?

This post has been edited by Homer: July 29 2010 - 01:01 PM

[Jim Disney]

Pony Express sucks, yes.
Silver Bullet was just okay and lacks a lot of intensity that people loved about the B&M inverts.
Xcelerator... definitely doesn't suck.

But yeah... maybe they'll just send stuff to other parks now. They should start by sending the Sky Cabin to CGA and name it "Redundant: The Ride"

[DATman]

No love for sierra sidewinder?

[Matt]

I'll just get it out of the way...

Wooden Inverted Stand-Up 4-D LIM-powered Strata Rapids Ride.

[Rukasu]

You forgot floorless. LOL.