Happy Cinco de Mayo... the festive celebration of mayonaise! Seriously, go ask someone what it's about, you'll almost NEVER get the correct answer. It's basically a lame excuse to go get hammered drunk for no good reason.
It's also a special day for other reasons... that reason? Rick Dees is a worthless pain in the butt. But that can be said for so many of us... I mean, he really is a worthless tool, isn't he? So on this special day, let's go forward and remember that Rick Dees is kind of lame.
So yes, happy Rick Dees is a douche day... let's go see what's going on in Knott's Berry Farm on this festive day. Enlarge Image
The Catawampus has released a statement on the occasion of this festive day:
"Moo"
Translated it means the following:
"Hello everyone,
I wanted to send my greetings to you on this wonderful occasion of Cinco de Mayo. Otherwise known as 'Rick Dees is a gigantic sack of dumb' day. I truly hope you have a wonderful day regardless of how you might celebrate this festive occasion!
