Okay... so my friend Amy had to go to Minnesota on business. Yes, it's not all just tundra, snow and moose in Minnesota. I know, I was shocked too! In fact, a small band of people actually LIVE in Minnesota. Why? They're nuts, that's why. So they got together and decided "There's like 50 of us in this state... let's build the biggest g-damn mall in the country... it's better than sitting around drinking beer all day" (or is it?)...
The result? The Mall of America. The mall so big it has a school in it. Seriously. It's like Wall-E come true! Just replace Buy-n-Large with Mall of America...
