Disneyland Resort Update: More of That Dirt Stuff

Disneyland Park

It's been a little while since we've visited the Disneyland Resort.  I promise this will be a gimmick free update--for better and worse.  Lets check out Disneyland Park in more detail!  Oh--I should mention that I pulled an almost-Dan and shot this entire update on 1% remaining battery until my camera died.  Because I totally forgot to charge *both* of my other camera batteries.  Me so smart!!  Anyway...

[NOTE: Shut up, Albert... I'm hijacking this daihatsu and we're gonna go on an adventuresome story time... much like a very special Moesha. - Jim]

"Star Wars" Land

You all think this is about Star Wars, don't you?  What if I told you Disney had changed plans, bought the theme park rights to Pitch Perfect from Universal and it's now going to be an entire land full of accapella groups.  No rides, just lots and lots and LOTS of accapella.  

Around the Park

Ya'll love the stuff Disney did for the 60th?  Tough, it ends this weekend.  

Rivers of America

Disney is also busy ruining the Rivers of America... or something, I haven't even paid attention, I'm just parroting what I see on the internet.  What are they doing?  Comment below, let me know... because I honestly can't be bothered to look up facts.  

Well... there ya go... a damn Disneyland update mostly written by your's truly.  I am so sorry.  Like, from the heart of my bottom, I am sorry.  I apologize to Mother Theresa, your mom, that one-legged dude panhandling in Echo Park and the entire nation of Andorra.  It's a shame that people have from time to time taken the time and effort to ask me to write things for actual legitimate publications and other things.  And they give me money for it... jokes on them.  Okay... I'll shut up now and allow Albert to get back to doing actual informative and good updates.  

I want to take a moment to publicly acknowledge the amazing job he's done carrying the Westcoaster mantle for you all.  He's had some fantastic updates and I see the comments and I know you all love it.  So thanks, Albert... you're doing an amazing job!  But for now... 

GOO BAH!

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